Conspiracy Therory

At the end of the year I will be printing this into a hard copy book (blurb does this for those who want to do the same thing. Go here ) as my journal for 2009. And just in case, what I am about to relate, should come to pass, I want it documented. Then I can say.."I told you so!"
Normally, I dont believe or listen to conspiracy theories. Lately, however; I have been coming up with them all by myself. I consider myself an optimist. Especially when it comes to the world, our country, and life in general as far as government in the US is concerned. With that said, I will confess...I didnt vote for our current president. There were many things about him that were unsettling to me. Not that I LOVED the other guy, but two things bothered me about Mr. Obama more than others.
1) Oprah Winfrey- I enjoy her show most of the time, but not her agenda. I certainly dont want her using her viewers to choose a president for me.
2) "Birds of a feather flock together"- I think you can tell alot about a person by the company they keep. Bill Ayers....need I say more?!~
Basically I have had to adopt LOYAL OPPOSITION given the countries choice of President.
Loyal Opposition is defined by Wikepedia as " the concept that one can be opposed to the actions of the government or ruling party of the day without being opposed to the constitution of the political system".

So, anyway. I have been watching, holding my breath and hoping for the best. Then arises SWINE flu.
So in my mind it all unfolds like a Box office thriller. An outbreak of a deadly flu strain mysteriously appears. The US government, who's president has been harping SOCIALISM for years and is currently scrutinizing the National Health Care, sees and opportunity. Or maybe, he created the opportunity?!?- His administration decides to downplay the seriousness of the virus, their motive... to actually infect masses across the world. Sending the message to lawmakers and the public in the US, that all people need socialized medicine to seek treatment. Especially low income areas who are spreading the virus due to inability to have insurance and see doctors. All the while, the agenda of the current leaders are being met. And before you know it, we are living SOCIALISM. In the end, a secret is revealed, that they have had a vaccination for the disease the whole time. They were just holding onto it until the right moment. Bringing to fruition the dread of every conservative...Government ruling every aspect of our lives.
Read the book 1984 (think BIG BROTHER) for further plot and outcome to this saga...

Does that sound about right?--- Hum....I really should make movies, I mean geez...too easy!
Life becomes art, or art reflects life? Im convinced that its all a conspiracy.
So, yes, I will be wearing my face mask to the Smithsonian on my next visit in 9 days. I dont care what Obama's cronies say.